Grand Fuck Auto

7.5
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Grand Fuck Auto is a super raunchy take on its original predecessor that we all came to love! Tossed into a world of crime and violence with the only way to the top being to fuck your way up the ladder. With amazing top tier level graphics and real-time rendering at an optional 60 fps, the realism makes for an outstanding adult porn game experience that you will not soon forget and will probably become addicted to!

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I distinctively remember the very first time my mother caught me playing Grand Theft Auto. It had just come out, and it was by far the first of its kind for any video game. It was ruthless, violent, and raunchy as fuck. I remember she bought it for me for my birthday because I told her it was a racing game and all we did was race cars for money. I don’t think she paid much attention to the name because I had my finger over the title, and all she saw was the cars. I skipped school regularly to play that game and mainly to get to the street where all the hookers were hanging out so I could fuck them. It didn’t show much, but it was enough for me to spank off. I loved that game, and it was even worth the ass whooping that I got for it when I got caught!

When I was sent Grand Fuck Auto in a DM for review, I was like wow, ok well they took the most vulgar game out there and went ahead and developed it to a full-blown fucking porn sex game so hell yeah, I was down to get into it. Grand Fuck Auto is just what it sounds like. Imagine the original except with graphics way above and beyond that and focused on nothing but hardcore fucking with some of the hottest animated babes ever! The frame rate is incredible and super realistic. The close-ups are just unbelievable. The creators of this porn game pretty much read our minds when they created it!

It follows the same primary storyline. You start as a nobody, just some bum out of the joint that needs to build up his reputation while ducking and dodging the fuzz, but money isn’t the goal. It is, of course, pussy. The more pussy you get, the more respect you earn. That leads to even hotter pussy! But it’s not how you may think with just pulling over your stolen car, letting them in and rocking it. It goes full-blown, full-screen hardcore fucking, and you get full control over camera angles, positions, and what you do from one minute to the next. It is incredibly intuitive, and when you are done, if you can make them cum, your life goes back to full, you gain reputation points for fucking, and your cock gets a little bigger LOL! Brilliant!

The variety of chicks that you will be banging is pretty amazing because you won’t find much repetition. When you start fucking certain types, the game uses Artificial Intelligence to learn what you like and give you more of that, a little hotter each time. I had a blast in the strip club because there was just me and one other pecker head in there, and we took turns fucking about 40 naked hotties lined up bent over the stage. It was hilarious because there was once that just kept dancing even as she was getting railed up the booty. I don’t know if it was a glitch or not but it was hot and funny at the same time because it tugged and pulled on my cock much farther than it should have been able to and kind of slapped me all over the room, then I came inside her, pulled up my pants and continued on my way! It’s hard being a real piece of shit, HAHA!

I have to elaborate more on the graphics in Grand Fuck Auto because it is truly on another level with the 60-fps option and the ridiculous attention to detail. The veins, the sweat, the nipples, and lips on the girls as they get horny swelling. I loved the up-close slow-motion shots of the babe’s pussies pulsating and my cock throbbing as they came hard. It does it automatically and has a replay feature, which I found to be pretty badass. You can save those into your file for later viewing! Something else that surprised me was the realism of the faces and in the eyes. They look alive and like they have emotion instead of just fucking some real doll. The better you fuck them, the more their eyes roll back in their heads and the more they beg for your cum!

This free sex game has it all if you like just being a total dick. You are stealing cars, beating people’s asses for absolutely no reason. Blasting on fools just because you can, and of course, a whole lot of fucking! Nothing like stopping some prick in a Porsche, pulling him out and tossing him a beating, robbing him, then taking his chick and fucking her silly and her loving every minute of it! Grand Fuck Auto is cleverly designed to reward you the more that you play, and like I said before, the more that you fuck. So, if you stay out of it too long, your dick might shrink a little, and I don’t know if you can afford that LOL! Nah, but for real, keep playing, and it gets excellent. The Orgies in level 3 are insane!

With nothing to download, in-browser play, superb graphics, and a pretty dope soundtrack while you are on a rampage, it’s an awesome experience. You get to escape to a place where all the women are sucking your dick, and the rest of the city is afraid of you, power baby! No adverts and smooth transitions from one frame and level to another made for a sex game experience that I enjoyed and didn’t have anything negative to say about. It’s fun and its fucking dirty! Wait until you get to fuck the big boobed triplets in the back of the club in level 4!

7.5Expert Score
Grand Fuck Auto
Grand Fuck Auto tosses you into a scene of crime, violence, and top-shelf pussy fucking that is out of this world!
Grand Fuck Auto is a super raunchy take on its original predecessor that we all came to love! Tossed into a world of crime and violence with the only way to the top being to fuck your way up the ladder. With amazing top tier level graphics and real-time rendering at an optional 60 fps, the realism makes for an outstanding adult porn game experience that you will not soon forget and will probably become addicted to!
PROS
  • Decent graphics
  • 60 fps option
  • Camera Angle Control
  • Penetration close-ups with slow-mo option
  • Nice soundtrack
CONS
  • Bit Dated
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